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"I feel very strange about sending people off to do things for me. People say, ‘But it’s my job to make you coffee.’ But I’ve got two hands. I can make my own, just as I don’t need someone to hold an umbrella over me when it’s raining."


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joey and chandler’s magna doodle


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Make me choose between two things.

anon asked: Cats or Dogs


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"Adam didn’t pull his weight as a mover and my gosh…Crosby, he injured himself being a schmuck. So, I guess by default you win the best mover prize."


Oh, don’t feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.


April 18thvia and source with 8,344 notes

The Goblet of Fire! Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament need only write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly! If chosen, there’s no turning back.


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